Вот, совершенно случайно наткнулся в инете на одном из форумов 😊
HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER:
A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, just in time for Dragon Con. A woman can go
to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five
floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend.
There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open the
door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up
floor,
you can't go back down except to
exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door says:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not
loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign says:
Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely
good-looking.
"Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking and help with the housework.
"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak.
"Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think...what
must be awaiting me further up?"
So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says:
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day!
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Always outnumbered - Never outgunned.
Правда сегодня я на работе чуть по шее два раза не схватил за этот анекдот 😊 Не любят они у нас такие шуточки 😊
Вечная тема.Особенно для США.
Где ты только все свои приколы раздобываешь?
Да еще на английском...
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
Есть еще одна неплохая мысль:
There is only one secret a woman can keep - the secret of her age 
хм... 😳
Пожалуй, на 4-ом остановилась бы 😛
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Люби, как будто тебе никто никогда не причинял боль. Живи, как будто на земле рай.
😊 😊 😊