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Юрий_М

не знаю, может и боян, но я только что прочитал на одном из англоязычном форуме. 😀

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To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)

I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded
I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my
girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I
hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you
took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had
just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we
had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful
pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head,
isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever
you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants.
I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,
cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of
your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty
of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell,
and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on
your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by
Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I
threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on
your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut
down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day
now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't
permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening
phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you
did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to
you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help
you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the
pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also
like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back
home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path
in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this
message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!

- Alex

le_boudin

мужик все правильно сделал, кроме одного... он полный мудак... и родители ево наверное тоже мудаки... он в письменном виде признался что сам в свою очередь грабанул нападавшего, и пользовался ево телефоном набирая 900... ему за это могут выписать так, што мама не горюй... поц...

Old Fart

Да не было никакого мужика. Баян это старинный, сочиненный прыщавым школьником.

le_boudin

Баян это старинный, сочиненный прыщавым школьником.


тоже верно...

Юрий_М

Old Fart
Да не было никакого мужика. Баян это старинный, сочиненный прыщавым школьником.
скажем просто,...это была шутка,пусть и старая.